Hi! I’m Barkley and can be a VERY bad dog. This new blog will have bad dog stories of mine, and I want all you other bad dogs out there to send me yours so I don’t feel like the only one. Unfortunately, the computer keyboard was deliberately designed so only human hands can manipulate it, thus I have to rely on “The Guy Who Feeds Me” to take dictation. I do trust the guy, so hopefully he’ll be writing down what I say exactly as I say it. My proofreading skills are nonexistent, I’m afraid.
The subjects of “Bad Dog” stories can range from the simplest, most basic events, such as pulling on the leash during a walk, refusing to “lie down” unless there’s a tangible reward for doing so, all the way to really bad stuff like eating a dead possum or leading a double life your “owner” (Ha!) is clueless of.